HAVE YOU EVER FELT:

YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE RISE WHILE WATCHING A PACKER GAME? CHEST PAINS WITH EVERY FAVRE PICK? GASTROINTESTINAL CRAMPING EVERYTIME JARED BUSH IS CAUGHT IN SINGLE COVERAGE? A SEVERE BURNING IN YOUR THROAT FROM SCREAMING AT THE TV SCREEN? YOUR BRAIN ABOUT TO EXPLODE DURING YET ANOTHER LAST SECOND WIN?

THEN, FELLOW CHEESEHEAD, YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM P.I.S.S.!!!!!!

PACKER INDUCED STRESS SYNDROME!™